He: A nice day? It's called the tempest!
She: I don't care. I don't see a tempest. I see a man serenely riding his bicycle.
He: Nonsense. If he's on a bicycle, then he's screaming down a hill, losing control.
She: No! He's just calmly riding in the park!
He: ...and at the bottom of the hill there's a huge pool of lava.
She: Would you stop?
He: ...with sharks.
