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There is a club. And they sign up and become full members of the club. And they get a membership card. It has their names on it and “Member” in big, black letters. It even has a magnetic strip. And they have many friends at this club. They all get invited to parties. And at these parties they get envelopes and in the envelopes are notes. The notes contain a single address. They show off their envelopes to their friends. They are then instructed to drive by that address at any and all hours of the day and wildly honk their horn when they reach the only window that is still lit at 4 in the morning. Because this is the “Honk Your Horn like a Crazy Idiot When I Reach His House” club, where everybody knows his name.  He also gets the occasional truck driving through his bedroom. Not as bad as it sounds, but it’s pretty loud.